Do I Actually Have a Crush On You Or Do I Just Like That You’re Nice to Me and Cute: a novel by me
starting an all-nighter
ending an all-nighter
i love birthdays they’re so motivational like if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year ill get money and cake
Hey, why would you say you “punch like a girl” or “throw like a girl” or some variation
you know what’s better and not gendered? baby.
there is no downside. Babies are not known for their strength and skillfulness. And really, what baby is going to be made upset by this?? babies are always upset at everything it is no difference
"Not all babies"
but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone
The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.
snails are truly upstanding citizens